- A woman coughing all over the napkins (swine flu?)
- A man in a pin-stripped suit asking the lady behind the counter for more napkins and she refuses - they're for drive through customers only
- Two kids having a contest - who can make the biggest hickey on their own arm?
- Hickey contest turns into who can make their skin more red by scratching quickly in a thirty second time period
- A nine-year-old eating ten chicken nuggets, two orders of fries, a potato, and Coke
- Same kid belching loudly and being congratulated by his dad
- Sister of kid (who I am guesstimating is around fourteen) is talking very loudly about her best friend's birth control method of choice and why it was ineffective
- Lady now coughing all over the tables
Stay classy, Pennsylvania.
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